fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry This. Changes. Everything.
kushdrinker: it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
paging-doctorfaggot: paging-doctorfaggot: i should have huge arm muscles by now from carrying my laptop everywhere
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
band-nonsense: tessaviolet: peachofcake: tessaviolet: i’m tupac on the inside. tupac is dead. exactly. well this is more emotional than expected
burritwo: adrians: a-creepy-weirdo-has: adrians: I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches. how is that racist they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...– People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’ Did these people even read the book? I mean seriously, now… (via bennywhistleswhileheworks) OMFG…. (via konstantinova-petrova-dobreva) Dot dot dot. (via alexandraerin)
nialurs: game BOY??? *bangs fist on the table* FEMINISM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The three saddest things are the ill wanting to be well, the poor wanting to be...– E.E. Cummings (via shelbyisms)
So let your characters dream if they must, but be advised that their dreams —...– Margaret Atwood on the use of dreams in fiction (via engl272)
blissfulcatharsis: even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone
teamfreepizza: psychotic-teens: when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
merricats: oldmanhoho: you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up” #the highest compliment any pun can receive